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'I've lost my killer instinct...'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

May I have the envelope, please?

Fairytale prince and princess

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"It's the battering classes"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Beware of the Dragon

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Friend or foe?"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.