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"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Sir Edward Elgar

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

'Have you a book on underground orchids?' 'Try the basement!'

"The best money spinner in the world...ever!"

'Welcome to the obsessive compulsive's hotline. To continue in English, tap the keys in numerical order, a few hundred times.'

'No, no! Don't make my food touch! I'll talk! I'll talk!'

Another orchid? You don't have room, mom. Orchid show. Every winter this hits you. Why? You can't figure it out? I guess.

Policemen

'I've lost my killer instinct...'

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

Tories + DUP = ?

Whale at Sea World