Oscar Hopeful T-Shirts

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

Andrew Garfield

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Martin Scorsese

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Barbie Oscars

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

May I have the envelope, please?

Alicia Vikander

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

Leonardo DiCaprio

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

The Oscars

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Will Smith's Oscar

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."