Oscar Devotee T-Shirts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Thomas Hardy

Lady Macbeth

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

May I have the envelope, please?

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Djargo.

Love Potion

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Will Smith's Oscar

Give Thanks.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."