Oscar Devotee Gifts

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

Tom Hanks

Lady Macbeth

Martin Scorsese

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Alicia Vikander

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Love Potion

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Give Thanks.

Geoffrey Rush

On the red carpet

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

The Oscars

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Will Smith's Oscar

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