Oscar Watcher Gifts

Will Smith's Oscar

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Alicia Vikander

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Geoffrey Rush

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

The Oscars

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

A lumberjack chops down a tree

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

"Families depress me."

Andrew Garfield