Oscar Watch Party Gifts

The Oscars

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Martin Scorsese

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

Alicia Vikander

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

Will Smith's Oscar

Oxford tour guides

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Andrew Garfield

Power of the dog

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."