Oscar Parties Gifts

Barbie Oscars

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Djargo.

French Animal Noises.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Will Smith's Oscar

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'We were going to give you a severance package, but we used it to throw you this retirement party instead.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Penguin Party - 'Formal? Damn it Kevin, you told me it was fancy dress!'

Told to wear his best penguin suit to the party, Jonny was beginning to regret accepting the invite.