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Barbie Oscars

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Martin Scorsese

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

May I have the envelope, please?

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Djargo.

French Animal Noises.

Alicia Vikander

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Geoffrey Rush

On the red carpet

'We were going to give you a severance package, but we used it to throw you this retirement party instead.'

The Oscars

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

Penguin Party - 'Formal? Damn it Kevin, you told me it was fancy dress!'