Oscars Party T-Shirts

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Barbie Oscars

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'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Oscars 2024

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Ellen Page

Oscars

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Base chapel.

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Will Smith's Oscar

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

The Oscars

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