Oscars Party Prints

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Oscars 2024

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Barbie Oscars

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Will Smith's Oscar

Base chapel.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.