Oscars Viewing Party T-Shirts

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Oscars 2024

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Djargo.

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Will Smith's Oscar

Base chapel.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."