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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Hollywood Breakup

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.