Oscar Night Fan T-Shirts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Tom Hanks

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Barbie Oscars

Djargo.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Noir kitty.

"Something nocturnal."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Will Smith's Oscar

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

'Whatever Dad: I don't give a hoot!'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'