Oscar Fanatic T-Shirts

Tom Hanks

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Centaur Forward

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football/Soccer bubbles

May I have the envelope, please?

Football Accident.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Barbie Oscars

Team medic spraying deodorant

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Football

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Djargo.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"Have we scored yet?"

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'