Oscar Fanatic Mugs

Tom Hanks

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Centaur Forward

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Martin Scorsese

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Football/Soccer bubbles

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Football Accident.

May I have the envelope, please?

Barbie Oscars

Team medic spraying deodorant

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Football

Djargo.

Alicia Vikander

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Ellen Page

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

Footballers - Niall Quinn

Oscar Victory

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'