Oscar Watcher Mugs

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

"Families depress me."