Oscar Watch Party Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Oxford tour guides

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."