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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Tom Hanks

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The Death of the Blues

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I think I can". (train)

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'