Oscar Follower Gifts

Alicia Vikander

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Martin Scorsese

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Ellen Page

Djargo.

Oscar Victory

Will Smith's Oscar

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

The Oscars

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Will Smith's Oscar

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

Three 'wise' men.

Power of the dog

Andrew Garfield

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.