Oscar Aficionado Gifts

On the red carpet

Barbie Oscars

Martin Scorsese

Power of the dog

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Back to school.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Wotan with eye patch

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Raheem Sterling

Silly wig.

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Drummer

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

A man taking a bow

Three Ladies

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Tom Hanks

Mimi's final scene

Un ballo in maschera

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Alberich steals the gold

Ruff

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

Tosca stabs Scarpia