Oscar Hopeful Pillows

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

Barbie Oscars

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

'That virtual gym app isn't working for you."