Oscar Enthusiasts Pillows

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Tom Hanks

Martin Scorsese

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Barbie Oscars

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Alicia Vikander

Djargo.

Oscar Victory

Will Smith's Oscar

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

The Oscars

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

Will Smith's Oscar

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

Andrew Garfield

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'Our computer teacher must be real old. She remembers using Windows 3.1.'