Oscar Fans Pillows

Will Smith's Oscar

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Tom Hanks

Martin Scorsese

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Barbie Oscars

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

Djargo.

Alicia Vikander

Ellen Page

Oscar Victory

Soccer Moms

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Evolved to Ski.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Dog and frog playing football.

Football Angel

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

The Oscars

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Will Smith's Oscar

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

Andrew Garfield

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

Andre Gide