Oscars Fan Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Tom Hanks

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars 2024

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Djargo.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Oscars

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

Will Smith's Oscar