Oscar Enthusiast Pillows

Geoffrey Rush

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Homeless Man: Get my Oscar Reviews.

Djargo.

Celebrity Worship Service.

Oscar Victory

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Tom Hanks

Martin Scorsese

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Alicia Vikander

Will Smith's Oscar

On the red carpet

The Oscars

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

Will Smith's Oscar

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Andrew Garfield

"He's still upset there's no Oscar for 'most movies watched while eating pizza'."

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

Power of the dog

'Our computer teacher must be real old. She remembers using Windows 3.1.'