Oscar Admirer Mugs

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"It makes me want to pee."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Proposal

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

May I have the envelope, please?