Ox Admirer Gifts

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Proposal

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Maestro

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.