Optical Admirer Gifts

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Proposal

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

A rose is a rose is a rose

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background

Prints in a Gallery.

Shadow

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"Never mind."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

Man falling down neverending staircase.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Teacher - 'Good morning pupils!' Children - 'Good morrrrrning Miss Iris!'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.