Telescope Admirer Gifts

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Painting clouds

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Save Mars

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

The Cashless Society is Here

"Ever killed a man?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Mars Rover

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

The Troposhere

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.