Telescope Admirer Prints

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Painting clouds

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Save Mars

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

The Troposhere

Mars Rover

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'