Online Admirer Gifts

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Bad hair day!

Robocop and Juliet.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Curling your hair for no reason

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Robot walking pet robot

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Sharp Eyes

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

The Thinker

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"