Aura Enthusiast Gifts

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'I paint your aura...'

'But enough about me-let's talk about my aura.'

In the future, humans will be able to concentrate their auras to specific body parts, and even read by them!

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Hush puppy.

Future garbage truck driver.

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Artist and Musician

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

You need a new reading light

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'