Aria Enthusiast Gifts

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Save Mars

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'