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Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I didn't spark joy."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Computer Music

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."