Aria Enthusiast Pillows

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

The star hunters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

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