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An Oarsman

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

First past the post.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Barbie Oscars

Snowman Football Fan.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Where does it hurt?'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

A Tongue Stud.

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Br... No Exit

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