Udderly Stylish Enthusiast Gifts

Cow Piercing.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Bald Man Overcomb

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Giant Sale!

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Man in a Tuxedo

It bag and no knickers!