Udderly Stylish Enthusiast Prints

Cow Piercing.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Bald Man Overcomb

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'