Outrageous Style Lover Prints

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Extreme Sisyphus

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Snapshots in Time

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

The latest in Eyewear.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

As Seen Watching TV

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

PODs Venn Diagram

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Ass-less Chaps