Udderly Fantastic Fashion Fan Gifts

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Jarvis Cocker

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

As Seen Watching TV

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

Shopping Torture

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line