Udderly Fantastic Fashion Fan Gifts

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

As Seen Watching TV

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Hired Morning Suit