Udderly Humorous Gifts

Cheese maker

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cow writer.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Who are you?

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

Farmer Doll!

Mom's Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.95.

"It's perfect."

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

We never talk anymore, Lars. That's because it always ends the same way. You say, "Polly want a cracker." I give you a cracker. I try to shift the conversation to other topics, but you ask for another cracker again and again. 30 or 40 crackers later, you vomit and go to bed.

Vendors.

Outside the Novox Genlab, a man is walking a cow.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Tuba attack

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'