Udderly Amused Gifts

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Cow writer.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Yoghurt man

Conclave.

Who are you?

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

Turtle chick.

"Got milk?"

"First the good news - I found my Rolex from your last operation."

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'MILK ME!'

Cheese maker

Click bait for cats

I told you before, never call me on this number!

King Cow

Bar Code Cows.

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

Don't get wet.

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"

'I tried to finish with him over a month ago, but he just won't take the hint.'