Bark Admirer Gifts

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

No Soliciting

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Shakespeare's Brain

Dog phrenology

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Dog in therapy.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."