Bark Admirer Gifts

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Arf! Arf!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shakespeare's Brain

Dog phrenology

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'