Bark Lovers Gifts

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

No Soliciting

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Joined at the hipster.

Dogs

"Ever eat a bird?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Check out the old dude.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog phrenology

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"