Bark Lovers Gifts

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

Dogs

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Check out the old dude.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Dog phrenology

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

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