Dart Lover Prints

The Origin of Storms

Business Target

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Arrow Church

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"We both knew this day would come."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Champion.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Art Darts

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Early Darts.

Surveillance Society

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Targeted opponent

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"