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Moses on the web

Sweep the board.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Business Target

God's Phone

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"I have an app for that."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Way too much anthropomorphising

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

You Have 1 New Messages

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.