Darwin's Disciple Pillows

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

THINK: Little known evolutionary steps.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Moses on the web

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Feline Evolution.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

God's Phone

"I have an app for that."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

Spiritual Lives Matter

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'