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"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Divine Desk Bins

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Angry boss

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'This better be important.'

"In"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

CEO (Out to lunch).

In/Out/Out of Sight.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

'Ms. Jamison, bring me something to put on my desk.'

'We used to share a desk.'

Who is this man and what does he do?

Kitty, Inc: ME...YOW

"You worry about staff quality when the office plant gets 'Employee of the Month'!"

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.