Dashboard Decor Enthusiast Mugs

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Divine Desk Bins

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

'This better be important.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Angry boss

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

In/Out/Out of Sight.

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

CEO (Out to lunch).

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

'We used to share a desk.'

'Ms. Jamison, bring me something to put on my desk.'

Who is this man and what does he do?

"You worry about staff quality when the office plant gets 'Employee of the Month'!"

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.